Funny Motivational Quotes

  1. “Always be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the m is silent.” – Unknown
  2. Never let anyone treat you like you’re regular glue. You’re glitter glue.
  3. “If you fall – I’ll be there.” – Floor
  4. “When Plan “A” doesn’t work, don’t worry, you still have 25 more letters to go through.” – Unknown
  5. “If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
  6. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
  7. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” – Unknown
  8. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.’ – Groucho Marx
  9. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler
  10. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas A. Edison